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A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded. 'Not guilty,' the woman answered emphatically.

The prosecution council then approached the woman and said: 'Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed an act of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf - who was waving a union jack - on the roof of a car, whilst traveling at over 100kph through the center of London, in a blizzard?'

The woman composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said: 'What was the date again?'